couch corn

similar to couch potato but it's used for people who go to cinema a lot.

-Have you watched the movie 'Alice in Wonderland'
-I'm not a couch corn like you to go and see whatever is produced.

by Alishahbaz June 6, 2010

Corn Tip

A natural occurring phenomenon where corn or a loose peanut blocks a sliver tootsie or pee from escaping a penis.

I couldn't pee because of my CORN TIP.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Corn on the cob

Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.

Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!

by Qport November 20, 2015

It's time for Corn

A phrase to initiate the ritual of eating corn with family friends, or even your dog.

Me: IT'S TIME FOR CORN
My Grandma: *SCREAMS*
My GF: *Vaporizes in out of thin air*
My Dog: *Grows 20 extra legs and consumes all of the corn*

by ReLeo March 20, 2018

corn-eater

a homosexual male, most commonly of the rural persuasion

That corn-eater is really going to get his corn shucked here in the big city.

by Perge August 22, 2009

Corn noser

The act of kissing ass so deep and hard you get corn on your nose

That is how you can get that raise kiss it deep and hard corn noser

by Corn nosed January 30, 2017

Corn Busher

A emo chick with a bush, clam juice, and lip and ass injections.

The Corn Busher wants me to shit on her chest.

by TheRumpAndBumpShitter August 13, 2019