chode mcblob

to shit on another persons nipples and suck them.

me n my girlfriend did a chode mcblob lastnight

by ya smelly nan smells January 11, 2009

Chadeus Maximus

How a person is addressed when they act in the extreme of being a chad. The epitome of thinking they are "all that".

one who always cockblocks and other asshole-ish things.
Also, this person can be a friend who is just acting slightly childish. The term can be used creatively

John: Hey bro wanna go hang?
Alex: Nah man i just wanna hang and pick up the ladies....
John: from your room?
Alex: yeah
John: Okay Chadeus Maximus, gtfo

by juanathinperez June 18, 2010

Chode

In the black market its a $1oo dollor bill

i want to buy this for a chode

by bobthebaler February 18, 2015

Çhode

A çhode is a gal who knows she's fly, and is also known as a çhoddess
Always scooting' round, being cool

You can't get with this çhodey ass

Damn, did you see that girl playing the harp?
Yeah, dude, she's a real fuckin çhode.

by Roddess March 4, 2018

Chode Monkey

A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.

“Today I was out hunting and I came across a chode monkey.

by Punchy Rock May 20, 2019

Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

by pudgums June 26, 2009

chode

a short, fat dick

Hayzey is a chode. as he is, short, fat, and is a dick.

by **** *** September 10, 2003