blood check

The act of checking your face to see if you're bloodied. Whether it's rooting around in your mouth to see if you've loosened a tooth or checking your fingertips for blood after taking a hit to the face. Commonly used among hockey players.

"Damn, Probert really had a go at him. Look, he's pulling a blood check. Why even bother?"

by number 26 November 10, 2011

Google check

Going to Google's site when you are unsure if your internet is working. If Google comes up, then you know you have a connection.

Lindsay: Its weird, I can't get to TMZ.com or Thesuperficial.com, but I have internet.

Paris: How do you know you have internet?

Lindsay: I did a Google check.

by Deepthoughts March 1, 2012

fryed checken

When you're eating fried chicken and you're hands are too greasy to touch the screen so you wipe them off on your socks.

Yo, my home dawg hit me up on my phone but I was so fryed checken that the phone slipped from my fingers, maaaan!

by Da Sizzlin' Twinz November 4, 2013

safety check

The act of going to the toilet because the impending fart is untrustworthy.

Good thing I did a safety check; there was some poop in that fart.

OR

I didn't need that safety check; that fart was all air.

by Col_Fury January 16, 2014

Gravity Check

Just checking gravity. Aka i just fell on my face and humiliated myself

Montie: *trips and falls*
Other People: *crack up*

Elliott: Gravity Check!!
Montie: Yeah, yeah guys just checking gravity....

by KanekiIsActuallyVeryAttractive April 17, 2015

Boomer Check

Making sure someone isn't doing something that a Baby Boomer would do.

Dude, are you actually on Facebook?
No, it's Instagram fat retard
I was just doing a Boomer Check man, chill.

by REEF BOX Nation May 16, 2019

Fat check

Something to say when a fat ass is around.

Logan: Fat check
Oscar: (being the fat fuck he is) shut the fuck up dude

by stupidlogan October 1, 2019