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STAGE 5 Cancer

A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.
"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023
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Snowball's chance in hell

Something extremely unlikely to occur, and if it does it will only be transcient.
"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."
by Butch1975. July 31, 2023
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cancer

shit dude, i'm out of cancer.
by Mary Jane Hendrix September 15, 2006
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cancer

Woah that game is cancer!
by The one whose never wrong June 11, 2016
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chancery

Chancery;. A person with a coke bottle dick, Very charming and handsome make alpha male figure, with no tolerance for what they call that bullshit.
Hi Chancery, I respect you.
by Chancery May 8, 2018
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