drity clamper

It's when one person or persons defecates in a vagina then clamp it in and when the penis is entered it squeezes feces Out on both sides

Watch what you say or I will give you a drity clamper while you are passed out drunk.

by Nighgen December 18, 2015

rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

slar chamber

Work room with no windows and dungeon like

I going back to my slar chamber

by Kaffee1214 September 15, 2016

Glamourus Chomper

A girl who chomps dick and chodes a lot.

Man 1:Man I just found out my girls a glamourus chomper when I caught her. Man2:That sucks dick.

by Chewychodechamper May 16, 2016

Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play

My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!

by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016

Pipe Camper

A person who won't pass the weed and "camps" on it.

Hey dude it's been 15 minutes...stop being a pipe camper and pass the weed

by Sinful Trash Bin January 19, 2017

closet camper

Someone who is so gay wears high heals talks gay and still try's to say they not gay even when friends ask them

You are a closet camper Adrian. Just come out all ready we know you are gay

by Cullum21 March 8, 2017