n00b cannon

An Auto-sniper in Counter-Strike. That's coz noobs hide in corners and don't wanna be seen. And it shoots fast.

WTF?! U N00B!! WIV UR FOOKIN AUTO N00B CANNON! admin plz kick him!

by The ME-meister March 15, 2005

noob cannon

Gamer Defeinition: A gun li3x u53d by 73h n00b5 7h47 h45 4 high r473 0f fir3 4nd li3x 1 sh0t xill5.

Regular definition: A gun usualy in FPS used by n00bs to kill enemy players without having to make a large effort or have any skill.

In Call of Duty 2, the Trench gun is known as the n00b cannon

n00b: 0 l00x im soooooooo to41y ub3r pr0. i cud pwn u wi7h my big 7r3nch gun.

n00b kills 5 people without trying...

1337 Ub3r Pr0 dud3: OMFG!!! bunch o n00b 455 gh3ys! 570p u5in t3h fricx3n n00b c4nn0n!!!

(death to all that use the noob cannon)

by death5089 November 11, 2006

canon

To Canon or the practice of Canoning is associated with the specific and highly regarded skill of hitting or cannoning a ball, while running at full speed. The ball would preferably be moving at a rate of knots at the time, however in exceptional cases (Alex, free kick, Chelsea vs Liverpool) a static ball is allowed.

The Canon is a underused art in most professional sport, however it is slowly being reintroduced by purists of the game, it is now most commonly found in hockey at it highest level. Hockey allows the ball to be hit in a constantly rising trajectory until it is stopped only by the net.
Jesus Christ, he's just unleashed a Canon

Jesus Christ, he's just unleashed a Canon

by ahycrwjs May 22, 2011

protein cannon

A cannon full of protein

Look, that cannon is full of protein!

by Fetch-bitch November 3, 2004

Canon

Ejaculating to someones face from great distance (atleast 1,5meters)

I just did canon to our homeroom teacher.

by PredatorLoli May 24, 2018

canon

A cannon is any piece of artillery that uses gunpowder or other usually explosive-based propellents to launch a projectile. Used since the 12th century popularized by pirates.

I don't like to be hit by canons

by badtroll April 24, 2012

Loose Cannon

A premature ejaculator; No safety on his gun.

Since he had a loose cannon, he blew his load in his pants.

by Dome Froggie January 6, 2008