by Saskatchewanner🐕 May 22, 2024
Get the Bender bum mug.A form of anal sexual pleasure specific to people who have a very large penis when half-hard. This act involves edging oneself almost to sexual completion, then waiting till the penis softens up to a point where its hard and virile enough to ejaculate, then bending it into the anus, therefore finishing in your butthole.
Friend 1: Dude I was Bending all night, it took ages to shit it out!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
by gigyo May 27, 2024
Get the Bending mug.1. a relationship that is formed by two individuals while on a bender (wild drinking spree) that lasts for 3 to 5 days.
“Wow. I really thought I liked that I met at the bar last weekend. But now I’m thinking he might have been my bender boyfriend.”
by tahoeCuTiE45 June 18, 2024
Get the Bender Boyfriend mug.The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.
Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress
by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025
Get the Bendigo Hand-Warmer mug.by stupid chris January 24, 2026
Get the Bender mug.“If you don’t give me a zumpkin I’m gonna bend your limbs” or “she wouldn’t fuck Zayne so he threatened to bend her limbs”
by Jakebarrett42 January 26, 2026
Get the Bend her limbs mug.The corrupt practice of distorting the scientific process—through experimental design, data analysis, or publication pressure—to produce a predetermined result that serves a commercial, political, or ideological agenda. This is more sinister than bad science; it's the intentional warping of the truth-seeking machinery. Think of tobacco companies funding research to "disprove" the link to cancer, or designing studies to fail.
Example: "The pharmaceutical giant was caught bending science. They designed their clinical trial to compare their new drug not against the best existing treatment, but against a sub-therapeutic dose, guaranteeing a 'superior' result for publication, while burying the internal studies that showed serious side effects."
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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