bridge jumping

This is what happens when someone; generally a female companion backs you into a corner where there is nothing left to do but "jump off the bridge"

*Phone Rings*
Male: Hello?
Female: Hey
Male: Hey I was just playing COD can I call you back after the match?
Female: Yeah you can...but I will be mad.
Male: Gah.... well I'm going bridge jumping bye.
Female: Wha!?!? I'm sorry!

by TheGhostWhoTouchedYou October 29, 2009

harbour bridge

An act that recreates the Sydney Harbour Bridge. The testicles represent the pillars and the penis represents the arch of the bridge.

How to:
A testicle is placed into each eye socket and the penis is then draped over the nose into the mouth.

Jacko passed out so I gave him the Harbour Bridge.

Yeah mate she passed out so I gave her the Harbour Bridge, she had her mouth open so I didn't even need an e-tag to use the harbour tunnel.

Do it mate, Asian's love the Harbour Bridge.

It was Australia Day and she was 32, which was freaky cause it was finished in 1932. So to commemorate I built my own Harbour Bridge on her face.

by In like Flynn January 6, 2008

bridge to nowhere

An idea or initiative whose costs outweigh the value of its benefits.

"You're going to have to replace a $12,000 health-care plan with a $5,000 tax-credit check you've just given to the insurance company. I call that the ultimate bridge to nowhere." - Sen. Joe Biden, 10/2/08

by Greg B2 January 15, 2009

Milky White Binger Time

Taking full bong rips at headquarters

Yo, come to Headquarters.. Its Milky White Binger Time!!

by TZ November 4, 2006

bridgeport

bridgeport is not a loving community. They steal crap from other schools because they think its cool and because they dont have anything of their own except bad drugs and guns and clothes from the salvation army. They like phones, ipods...and they like to leave everything open and obvious after they raid it. They basically do it because they get owned in eveything else. They're noobs at what they do best, STEAL. The girls...they are stupid idiots who mistake taking ipods and phones for using the bathroom. No wonder everyone hates them and they are descriminated. Overall, Bridgeport needs help..badly.

"to gurllies les go to tha lcker room nd steal $ pods and ca$h" - Bridgeport

by babiee gurrrl April 27, 2006

goldengate bridge

the act of urinating between the legs of someone having a dump on the toliet

Did u hear about austin giving jordan a suprise goldengate bridge at mollys party.

by Jake Edweed January 11, 2011

Lard bringer

A bringer of lard. One who carries a lump of lard. A fat person.

A fat person.
Someone who carries a belly of Lard.

Example used in speech - "Get Yo ass outta here yo Lard bringer!"

by The NonJay. March 23, 2009