brandon koifman

a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...

“yooooo i wanna be a brandon koifman so so bad”

by uh.whore March 14, 2021

brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021

Brandon Francis

A great guy but has an evil habit to write his name on every maths book in school. You should be very disappointed in him.

Brandon Francis scribbled his name all over someone else's book.

by Brandon Francis June 24, 2022

Brandon Queue

When you queue with Brandon Jackson

Let’s get that Brandon Queue going, I need to make it back to Silver 3

by BrandonJackson August 12, 2022

Pulling a Brandon

When a person who partakes in playing video games but makes levels or challenges seem much harder than it should be due to the person's lack of skill.

Person 1: "Dude, this level is so hard can you do it for me?"

Person 2: "This is the first level stop pulling a brandon"

by ARP_ November 10, 2022

brandon oropeza

a guy who has been closeted for a while and owns cats.

“look over there! that’s brandon oropeza! i caught him at the gay bar near downtown!”

by eggmastered May 1, 2022

brandon oropeza

buff AF man is ripped, also hella skinny, usually slim thick type build. usually has the “man face” skin on roblox.

“is that…brandon oropeza? he’s shredded! nice cock bro!

by eggmastered May 2, 2022