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Ural's blowjob

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back
Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob
by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021
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a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins
damn she gave me the best t-rex helicopter spinning blowjob after her kindergarten graduation
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022
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blowjob

In professional wrestling - particularly during the territory days up to the 1980s - "blowjob" was the term for a specific type of wrestler that was employed to draw in young women. Typically a smaller and skinnier guy, and usually part of a tag team. Actual attractiveness was preferred but evidently optional - the Rock and Roll Express were a well-known blowjob team, and have you seen their faces back in the day?!

The last truly famous blowjob team were the Rockers, the team of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty. Interestingly enough, Michaels' cocaine-fueled asshole antics during the mid-to-late 1990s made him the only person in history to be both a blowjob and a cocksucker.
When Jerry Lawler and Jerry Jarrett came over to Bill Watts' Mid-South territory, one of the first things they noticed was that the roster had no blowjobs. Watts, not knowing the term, said his wrestlers could get pussy on their own time, so the Memphis veterans had to explain everything to him.
by Noncondolphin January 15, 2025
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sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.
I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob
by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016
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Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024
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Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.
(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.
by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025
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