a bloody

When banging a chick on the rag you pull out and have her suck you off with her menstruation still on your cock.

That skank I brought home last night bled all over my dick, but at least she had the decency to give me a bloody.

by Creme June 27, 2006

bloody hell

British in origin - now firmly owned by the Aussies. An expression of surprise, disgust, anger, amusement amoung some. Non-Brits and non-Aussies should be banned from ever uttering this word as it's usually over-used and mangled.

Pronounced: "Bla-dee Hell!"

"I stacked my car yesterday, mate."
"Aw, bloody hell."

"Where the bloody hell are ya?"

"I drank 22 tinnies yesterday."
"Bloody hell, mate! Didja chuck?"

by Katecake October 5, 2006

Bloody hatchet mark

n. A woman's vagina, with or without muff, at the bloodiest point of a menstral cycle.

"I was getting at this pig last night, ready to get my weasel wet, until I saw that bloody hatchet mark leaking like a sieve, so I chose to go around back and penetrate that turd cutter."

by Lance Corporal Dawson Furburger April 26, 2004

bloody asterisk

to have such a shit as to make ur ass bleed.*

Oh man! I just had such a fuckin' dirty shit, check out my bloody asterisk.

by BIGSTRAP August 10, 2006

Bloody nut

The act of mastubating so frequently that your balls pump blood.

I'm gonna go home, and jerk off until I get a bloody nut!!!

by ichy19 January 18, 2009

bloody vaginal fart

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.

HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.

by callmegrizzly January 12, 2011

Bloody Mary

Snorting a line of coke while having a nosebleed.

It was 7am on Monday, and the only thing that was going to get me to work after the weekend was a bloody mary.

by BloodyMolly September 14, 2011