best friends list

the snap chat is gay simble

mate you are already 2nd on my best friends list

by dad im fucking home November 18, 2019

The Best Day Ever

The day that never seems to exist but only as a mere figment of your imagination.

Child: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Also Child The Next Day: Today is going to be the best day ever!

by TheWarHorse100 November 30, 2019

Boy Best Friend

•Makes you laugh,smile,can be yourself around

•Always there for you
•Knows when you aren’t okay even if you say you are

•Gives the best advice
•1st to call if something happens

•You can trust him with anything

•Friends with benefits and it won’t get weird

Example: I cant sorry. Im hanging out with my boy best friend.

by swag0615 October 7, 2019

best hot chocolate

When you have heated anal sex with feces still in the anus. This heat and movement turns the fecal matter into a substance that resembles hot chocolate

Dear god my wife gave me the best hot chocolate last night!

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

Best striker itw

The best striker in the world is commonly referred to as Harry Edward Kane MBE. Kane received this title in the 2014/15 season as he lit up the premier league at a young age. He has continued giving defenders nightmares ever since, especially Arsenal and Leicester City defenders.

Aubameyang fan: “hey who’s the best striker itw?”
Intellectual: “Not Aubameyang, it’s definitely Harry Kane.”
Aubameyang fan: “aight safe I’ll rep Kane from now on.”

by celsoball May 27, 2020

best friend's girl

you just don't go there

(boy1) "hmm, i really like this girl
(boy2) "but isn't that your best friend's girl ?"
(boy1) "yeah so?"
(boy2) "bro don't even go there"

by sleepyadolescent July 15, 2016

Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).

Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER

by TheFavoriteOfSeven December 22, 2020