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Bob-Bear

Say the first word just as is and the last word in spanish translates to: (bob-oso) or baboso--> idiot
John is such a bob-bear.
by Shawn May 13, 2005
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Chocolate Beard

Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.

Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.

Also known as a "manural".
Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.
by Mr Casual May 18, 2006
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Hector Beard

Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!

Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
by RAZILY October 31, 2008
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yummy bear

A nickname for the sweetest guy you would ever know, someone who is amazing. Can be crazy at times, but overall the greatest thing that will ever happen to you.
by mbearr May 6, 2009
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Sand Bear

The ferocious, merciless, and unforgiving monster your girlfriend becomes when she gets sand in her vagina after unsuccessful beach coitus.
Man: You wanna go swimming?

Sand Bear: Fuck off!

Man: Maybe make a campfire?

Sand Bear: Burn in hell!

Man: Give it another try?

Sand Bear: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, you son of a bitch! Why don't you shove some sand up your dick!
by manbearsquid May 3, 2010
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Teddy Bear

Hey there teddy bear”

“Hi Katsuki
by keigotakami September 28, 2020
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Bear Dick

A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.
I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.
by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006
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