bean bagged

to be drunk to the state of where everything is funny.

Im so bean bagged hahahaa

by Lucas668 December 22, 2010

A bean

To be one hundred with another, also know as real and being honest with another person.

Imma keep it A BEAN with you I ate all your food yesterday

by Tyrob_ November 12, 2019

calm your bean

'Calm your bean' is a phrase coined in the summer by an anonymous Irani lateral thinker. The term was constructed in a peaceful protest of a lack in chillness in a situation. It can be used both in a friendly, casual manner, however if the tone is moulded into one with more irritation, then it can also be a phrase which can boldly demand someone to calm down. The phrase holds incredible power, especially when delivered with a slightly delayed liasonesque pace.

Crazy broad - What did you just say young man?

Anonymous Irani - Calm your bean lady!

by Anonymous Irani October 28, 2004

bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

by Kayl April 22, 2008

Bean theory

The bean theory is the idea that the chrome bean sculpture in Chicago was built by an unknown artist but when he was finished he was trapped in the bean by locals because he was a tourist. The only way to save him is to take his place. All you have to do is find the secret door to get in. Or use a hammer.

Sturgis: hey man what are you learning about in your black history class.

Katrina: you know, the basics like the bean theory and slavery and stuff.

by LuckyJester March 19, 2010

Sad Bean

Sad Bean

P1: “Hey, did you see that chick the other day? She described herself as a sad bean..”
P2: “Sad bean? Don’t you mean suicidal teen who hates life but doesn’t consider it bad enough to kill themselves?”
P3: “ooor, a cute person who likes cats and is unusually short?”
P1: “Ahhhh I see, well, she’s a solid 10/10.”

by horror-bish October 1, 2018

Eat the Bean

While having anal sex, the guy pulls his dick out of his partners ass to find a piece of poop on it. Upon finding the poop, he makes his partner eat it off the end of his dick.

Angela sure like to Eat the Bean after I finish fucking her in the ass.

by J.M.B. January 12, 2008