myrtle beach 

the new miami, a city waiting 2 be fucked,

dawg, myrtle beach just like miami, its a city just waiting 2 be fucked,lol,

myrtle beach by $?$?$ March 22, 2010

Long Beach 

The trash-hole of the south. Right next to Gulfport, MS, full of skanks and potheads. Never date a girl from Long Beach. It would most definitely be the biggest mistake of your life.

1:Dude, let's go to Long Beach and smoke a joint with Brandon.

2:Hell no! We might just catch a disease just being in Long Beach. tell that fucker to catch a ride over here.

Long Beach by Former Long Beach Resident April 16, 2010

madeira beach 

The best beach. It has the softest sand. The prettiest water. The hottest guys.

I went to madeira beach today and met a really hot guy!

madeira beach by markisha June 30, 2008

Myrtle Beach 

Basically Atlantic City, NJ for rednecks and hicks. I'll leave it at that

Hey Ya'll, wanna go down to Dirty Myrtle Beach, chew dip and get drunk as hell ya'll? Trump 2020 by the way.

Myrtle Beach by Straight Up Facts August 19, 2020

virginia beach 

"Virginia Beach Detective Roger Frederick told civic leaders last week that graffiti bearing the markings of gangs such as the Latin Kings, Crips, Bloods, Folk Nation and Gangster Disciples have shown up an taken over in Virginia Beach." Virginia beach does have bad gang problems. But the city has ben tyring to cover it up.

virginia beach "VA's worst city alive"

virginia beach by va beach hoodlem July 16, 2008

Teen Beach Movie 

A typical Disney movie: Featuring wannabe actors with no true ability attempting to sing. Mackenzie (or Mack) is an extremely unrelatable character with a disgustingly sweaty boyfriend.

Teen Beach Movie actors: I know what girls like. Girls like boys like me.

Me:Uhh, no. No, we don't.

Teen Beach Movie by WetsideStory January 14, 2014

huntington beach 

Short definition to save you some time: Home of spoiled rich white kids that think they are tough as nails, but don't know shit about life outside of "the orange curtain" aka Orange County.

"Omgz lets head down to Huntington Beach to check out the X games bro!!!"

huntington beach by socalperson February 12, 2008