Maguire Moment

Where a person, usually of lesser statue, bluntly informs a superior how to do their job or perform better.

This is often in an outburst, known to all around them, but no one wants to say it.

Named after the essay/paper written by Tom Crusie's character in the film 'Jerry Maguire'.

Dave: How did the big meeting go?
Mike: Pretty bad dude - I might not have a job on Monday!
Dave: WTF happened?
Mike: I had a complete Maguire Moment... the VP Of Sales wanted us to stay behind again this weekend, to brainstorm. Well I just lost it and yell out the three simple things that the Sales team had to do to increase performance.
Dave: What happened?
Mike: I got a few winks from some of my workmates - I didn't say anything that they didn't already know - but I think the VP is pissed, so say the least.

by buckonz February 27, 2010

Nobita Moment

When you fail a test, similar to how Nobita Nobi always gets 0's on his test.

Damn, I failed my test. What a nobita moment.

by dekisugi October 28, 2020

atm (at the moment)

ATM (aay-tee-emm) : abreviation : Interternet-speak and Millenial shorthand for "currently." Yet when overheard by conosuirs of Internet porn, it is confused with a different abreviation, only reminding aforementioned conosuirs that they have a serious problem.

Nicole: "How's Jenna doing?"
Ashley: "Ok, I guess. Immediatley after her parents divorce, Jenna had to decide who to live with. I was surprised she preferred her father's atm (at the moment). But she said her mother's was just too small and so boring."
Nicole: "Her dad is way cooler."

by Tan stack May 9, 2016

Duh moment

The moment you reallise that you don't know something or are just learning something most everyone knows unless there retarded.

He just had a duh moment, He learned the cat is not spelled with a K.

by Judge dredd7 February 14, 2012

bozo moment

A moment in ones life, where all reasoning and understanding of how stupid clowns are go "out the window" and one resorts to clownlike behavior to get their point accross...(see clowns)

The boy flopping on the floor and talking disrespectfully to his mothee was haveing a bozo moment

by trumpetcatz September 9, 2003

special moment

masturbation (the "special moment" is of course when you have the orgasm)

before I go to bed, I usually have a pee and a special moment.

by darryl November 30, 2003

microsoft moment

An overwhelming feeling of despair, rage, agony and/or defeat that is brought on by problems with Microsoft products.

The bastard cousin of a Kodak Moment.

A: "Dude, are you allright? You look terrible"
B: "Microsoft Moment..."
A: "Blue screen of death?"
B: "... and then some..."

by fisherguy June 16, 2009