Five Bars

Indicating that you fully support the idea, concept,premise etc.

She told me that she said she couldn't wait to vote, I told her that I was "five bars" on that.

by Chard3 March 10, 2009

Behind Bars

When a guy ejaculates in a person's mouth and that person has braces.

Person 1: hey, I was with Kayla last night and I blew it in her mouth. She's nasty.

Person 2: wait you left her suck your dick?
Person 1: yeah, I know, its risky with her braces but she didn't cut me up at all. I just put my seed behind bars.

by Gator 8er February 19, 2020

Granola bar

Synonym for bitch-ass pussy

You're a fucking granola bar

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

Bar beautiful

Refers to a girl who is physically quite average, but when she goes clubbing--with her make-up, hair-do, cleavage and tight jeans--and is viewed under the dim flattering lights, looks really good.

"Dude, you don't want to do that; she's just bar beautiful."

Also just BB, as in "I'm in the mood for some BBing tonight.

by Scott Green Bay May 18, 2008

Klondike Bar

When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.

She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.

by shittytits April 5, 2010

Clif Bar

When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....

Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro

by Dueses March 29, 2015

fern bar

N. /fuhrn-bar/ Drinking establishment frequented by gay men. (history - back when being a "gay bar" was grounds for having a brick thrown through your window, many non-breeder freindly establishments would place ferns in the window)

Bruce got a blowie from seth in the back room of "secrets" his favorite fern bar.

by jeff.. jeff who? jeff father. August 30, 2008