by Carlinhos April 22, 2017
Get the Blowjob mug.A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
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by soupbee November 5, 2014
Get the fifty-candle blowjob mug.While having anal sex, the 'bottom' or 'receiver' farts or passes wind through their anal caverty during penetration resulting in new type of blowjob, a dirty blowjob.
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by OrgyManor November 22, 2025
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by Sorceress3 February 8, 2020
Get the Blowjob Boomerang mug.a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
by thai kitteh March 14, 2011
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