by Papa Brayden June 13, 2018
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by Lil tyba April 30, 2019
Get the Austin mug.A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. Austin may not be the most popular guy but is definitely the coolest. He's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years. He's a little shy but insanely outgoing around his friends. He can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a girl right and is loves cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure and one of the most amazing friends you will ever make in your entire life. He'd make the most amazing boyfriend in the history of man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants. If you ever have the privileged to have him in your life don't take it for granted and never let go of him as a friend or anything else. He knows what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. He's a good listener and gives the best advice. He never judges or makes you feel like you're nothing. He has the most beautiful blue eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person to love ever. He's pretty much every girl's dream guy and more. Incredibly rare down to earth human being and is just plain awesome. Words can't describe this dude.
by Austin’s girl November 27, 2017
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by Austin_fucked_my_brother January 29, 2022
Get the Austin mug.A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!
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