run with the bat

running bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?

by A!@#$%^&*() January 16, 2016

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batting practice

the mixed high of KETAMINE and DMT :. batz

i’m going to batting practice tonight, before the gig.

by BATZ:. April 22, 2025

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Inflate A Bat Day

June 26th is the day where you inflate your bat friends!

Wow it’s Inflate A Bat Day! Wonder where the nearest bat is!

by Eatable June 13, 2024

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Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

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tuna bat

An especially impressive penis, male genitalia.

“Hey man, nice tuna bat.”

by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021

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Somebody with a really large dick. Someone who care genuinely about their significant other. A “Bat Finger” is someone who doesn’t care what other think and will do almost anything to keep you in their life. If you let a bat I bet down he will always give you another chance, unless you play them, or steal their shit.

My bat finger boyfriend has an enormous penis

by I think my gf loves my daddy August 2, 2019

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