work laundry

The personal or underground secrets or personal business of co-workers or the entire work environment. People who know peoples work laundry are basically those who know their dirty laundry, but that of working area or corporate.

Jean: Man, supervisor James is a fucking crack-head I swear...he acts like one...
Marlow: Man why you spreading James work laundry? Janitor Bill and Pizza boy A.D. already head he was a crack head!

A.D.: Did you hear about Supervisor Heather? She slept with that one guy who orders the same chicken-bacon-club sandwhich everyday.
Sophia: Damn, everyone knows her work laundry..

by Newport Boo 813 May 06, 2008

Work colleague

A super best forever friend

Kathy and Aaron are work colleagues

by A-Raw August 17, 2018

Work pyjamas

Loose trousers that feel like pyjamas but are acceptable to wear at work.

I love my work pyjamas, they are so comfortable!

by Missjess182 July 09, 2014

work camouflage

Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.

Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.

by ColdsmokeMT July 30, 2015

sewage works

A term for an arsehole.

"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"

by max May 02, 2005

working the boobs

As a women's weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her breasts. For maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady "1,2,1,2" rhythym.

*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.

Alex: What are you doing to that girl spencer?
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*

by Xander Nelson October 01, 2007

Doin Work

When someone masterbates at there work place.

Man, I was so bored today at my job I took 15 and straight up started doin work in the cleaning closet.

by Kansas City Shuffle January 28, 2009