Single as a Pringle day 

This a holiday made for single ppl only and it’s gonna be celebrated the day after Valentine’s Day feb 15th

Today is single as a Pringle day it’s February 15

Single as a Pringle day by A 2020 just happened February 16, 2021

Stunned as me arse 

Atlantic-Canadian phrase used all across the East-Coast of Canada, this phrase means a person is EXTREMELY stupid.

"Dere'll be 2 smacks, me smackin' ya' and you smackin' the floor."
"You're stunned as me arse, b'y."

Stunned as me arse by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

So as a joke... 

The unforgettable opening to one of the most cursed copypastas within the Hololive fanbase. The copypasta revolves around 2 male characters, the author and his friend. As a joke, the author dressed up as Usada Pekora and visited his friend's place. However, they both end up getting turned on and.. Let's just say that they made some gay memories together.

A: Koe's cosplaying the Hololive girls now!? I wonder if he'll cosplay Pekora some day
B: so as a joke...
C: What have you brought upon this cursed land

So as a joke... by Nyanyanya222 March 12, 2023

Happy as a pig in shit 

Exceedingly joyful and content in a particular setting.

Happy as a pig in shit, Brad was thrilled to read in any public library.

Happy as a pig in shit by Filthy Don June 16, 2019

i see your schwartz is as big as mine 

the size of the boy genetal

person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it

i see your schwartz is as big as mine by dark _helmet January 11, 2020

I’m smart as fuck 

I think you ought to know that by now

I’m smart as fuck. Talking to Jeff and the other Jewish guy

I’m smart as fuck by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 16, 2021

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ by Senapi April 21, 2021