ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

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Get the ill change i promisemug.

Change Of Command

Abbreviation: CoC

When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.

All frat brothers stood at attention during the illustrious Change of Command (CoC) ceremony.

by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017

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Get the Change Of Commandmug.

<.7.9.7.6.>It Will Take I, ANgel JOse RObles, $36.30 Dollars USD To Change My, Angel Jose RObles's Name<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>It Will Take I, ANgel JOse RObles, $36.30 Dollars USD To Change My, Angel Jose RObles's Name<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility

You gave it a good effort out there but now it's time for the money change!

by P Daigle January 22, 2025

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