A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 05, 2015
When I’m doggy position with a female, the man slaps his hands against her buttcheeks harder and harder while making construction noises.
by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021
When a person, guy or girl, goes to the bathroom to take a shit right after a guy has just pissed, leaving the toilet seat up, and the second person forgets to put the seat down and their ass hits the water.
Kasey - Dammit, Blake! You forgot to put the toilet seat back down! Now my ass is all wet!
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....
Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....
Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.
by squintyekalb July 13, 2013
"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"
by Incest retard March 07, 2019
Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.
by The Heedo October 15, 2021
When someone only read something halfway. It's especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for all major planning. This may result in a conflict with introverts who hate phone calls, and usually will not answer the phone, preferring to respond with a text. Thus a viscous cycle is born.
Bro #1: "Bro, where are you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
Dude 1: Yo, that girl gave me a half-willy!
Dude 2: A what?!?
Dude 1: A half-willy dude! Look it up!
Dude 2: A what?!?
Dude 1: A half-willy dude! Look it up!
by Dick Hardsworth February 16, 2016