Half a tard

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 05, 2015
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Half Bulldozer

When I’m doggy position with a female, the man slaps his hands against her buttcheeks harder and harder while making construction noises.
Lucille and Carl did the half bulldozer last night
by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021
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Half-Bathtize

When a person, guy or girl, goes to the bathroom to take a shit right after a guy has just pissed, leaving the toilet seat up, and the second person forgets to put the seat down and their ass hits the water.
Kasey - Dammit, Blake! You forgot to put the toilet seat back down! Now my ass is all wet!
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....

Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.
by squintyekalb July 13, 2013
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Half Incest

Half incest is when you have sex with someone half related to you
"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"
by Incest retard March 07, 2019
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Biscuit and a half

Akin to the difficulty of managing crumbs from a half-eaten biscuit, this phrase denotes the struggles inherent in everyday, menial tasks.
I forgot my Netflix password, ain't that a biscuit and a half.
by The Heedo October 15, 2021
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Half Read

When someone only read something halfway. It's especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for all major planning. This may result in a conflict with introverts who hate phone calls, and usually will not answer the phone, preferring to respond with a text. Thus a viscous cycle is born.
Bro #1: "Bro, where are you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game!"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* Damn, my bad bruh. I only half read."
by Yeti remains March 10, 2022
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half-willy

When you stare at something and your dick gets half hard.
Dude 1: Yo, that girl gave me a half-willy!
Dude 2: A what?!?
Dude 1: A half-willy dude! Look it up!
by Dick Hardsworth February 16, 2016
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