Alabama hammer

The southern fist

I will get the Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 3, 2022

Sweet Home Alabama'd

Where you commit the incest on your sister or brother or someone your related to.

What are you doing brother! - stacey
Im sweet home alabamaing you! - John
Oh no - Stacey

Oh no ive been Sweet home Alabama'd - Stacey

Yes YES YOU HAVE!!!!!! - John

by Wakkl October 27, 2020

Alabama Anal

When a guy, generally a redneck from the South, anally rapes his underage sister or first cousin.

The young girl frowned, knowing that instead of attending the elementary school prom, her older brother was going to Alabama Anal her yet again.

by JordanUCLA August 3, 2009

Alabama

If you've never been to Alabama, don't go around actin' like you know all about it. If you're puttin' down Alabama you're probably some stupid yankee that has to have the government support your family. when you're down here it makes all your worries go away,everything is just so relaxed. you can sit on your front porch and just chill out all day. So what if most of us are rednecks, we are the best kinda people to be around, we can show you a great time and we are friendly. If you move down here i'll bet that the first day you're here that you will have at least 10 neighbors come by and welcome you, that probably wouldn't happen up in yankeeville. Think twice before you put down alabama again.

Tuscalusa--Home of the Bear
Roll-Tide

by Big Al January 11, 2005

alabama

A state thats history includes racism, bigotry, ignorance, and bibles. Filled with christans that will go on a witch hunt if your atheist or gay/lesbian. One of the fattest states in america. Education system wont win any awards. Football is king and thats all they talk about. Hot summers, winters are ehh. Girls are average at best. Lots of blacks live down in alabama so its not all whites.

Bottom line: Alabama isn't a state i would reccomend for anyone.

Joe Jack: Alabama is teh best!

Normal person: At racism and ignorance.

by guyFRomSaturn September 29, 2011

Alabama Crag Dangler

The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.

During foreplay i gave her the alabama crag dangler

by MadMortagen October 29, 2008

ALABAMA crock pot

Same thing as a alabama hot pocket but when you have diarrhea

I just gave that ho a alabama crock pot -JackC

by Alabamashitter October 2, 2008