flat cap man

Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.

You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”

Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”

by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025

flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold

Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.

by Dr Q July 26, 2024

Flat up

When a bubbly liquid, like soda, goes flat

"I hate buying 2L bottles of coke, they always flat up quickly"

by philcagitz July 29, 2024

Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!

Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025

flat doggie

When you are giving it to your partner as they lay flat on their stomachs

We use many sexual positions, but flat doggie is my favorite😍

by anonymous June 4, 2025

Flat face

A person with a face so flat you wonder if they have their face on their desk all day

"Did you see that fella with the flat face over there?" "Yeah man he looks messed up"

by Sudbes June 30, 2023

Flat pack smack

When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.

Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<

by Step lupid July 11, 2023