Granola bar

Synonym for bitch-ass pussy

You're a fucking granola bar

by Trinomial September 15, 2016

Behind Bars

When a guy ejaculates in a person's mouth and that person has braces.

Person 1: hey, I was with Kayla last night and I blew it in her mouth. She's nasty.

Person 2: wait you left her suck your dick?
Person 1: yeah, I know, its risky with her braces but she didn't cut me up at all. I just put my seed behind bars.

by Gator 8er February 19, 2020

bar dropping

When someone drops a bar of xanax in someone else's drink without their knowledge. This is extremely dangerous and unfortunately occurs on many college campuses.

George: Yo I think Michael bar dropped Will last night
Jack: Really? That's fucked! You can't go around bar dropping people.

by elizbbeth September 22, 2020

Light bar

The bar seen atop emergency vehicles that and service vehicles that flashes color(s) to warn oncoming motorists.

Pull over for that ambulance see the red flashing light bar?
Better turn on the lights we have a 10-26 at 35th and Lennox proceed code 3.

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Klondike Bar

When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.

She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.

by shittytits April 5, 2010

Clif Bar

When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....

Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro

by Dueses March 29, 2015

fern bar

N. /fuhrn-bar/ Drinking establishment frequented by gay men. (history - back when being a "gay bar" was grounds for having a brick thrown through your window, many non-breeder freindly establishments would place ferns in the window)

Bruce got a blowie from seth in the back room of "secrets" his favorite fern bar.

by jeff.. jeff who? jeff father. August 30, 2008