Vampire Special

When your girl is on her period and you eat her out. After your done you’ll have a bunch of period blood on your face.

Chad: hey shawty your looking sexy today. Can I eat that pussy?
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.

Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.

Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

The sniffy special

Only something a true kenny can give

Kenny: hey Ryan want the sniffy special
Ryan: what’s that?
Kenny:*shoves a Coca-Cola bottle up ass and squats over Ryan* smell this

by Bluelava December 25, 2020

Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Louis Special

The process of fucking up an extremely straight forward task in a workplace. Normally by not completing the task in full (Previously known as a Bella Special)

Manager: "Did you email our customer to say we can supply our product to them on tomorrow?"

Employee: "No, I told them we are out of stock... Oh hang on... I sent it to the wrong person too"

Manager: "This is what we call a Louis Special"

by Lord Rick February 10, 2021

Rasputin special

The Rasputin special is a subway measured to the exact size to the mm of Rasputin’s penis and contains Rasputin’a penis inside.

I’ll have a Rasputin special please.

by Rasputin special March 31, 2021

optimus special

A one month subscription to PH
Box of tissues

Corner store lotion
Less than one month of only fans

Hey I was think abt buying an onlyfans but instead I got the OPTIMUS SPECIAL!

by Not optimus April 8, 2021