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Poon Harpoon

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.
David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!
by Transane May 2, 2010
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Poon

Hey poon you little normal fuck why are you hanging around with such weirdos?
by PJandJ123 February 13, 2021
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Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.
by Nate from Utah April 22, 2015
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Poon-blockage

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.
by blahblahface February 20, 2009
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poopy poon

A vagina that is covered with poop. Enjoyable for sex because it's already pre-lubricated and squishy.
by LuckyDucky November 11, 2008
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poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.
by jessiecat March 13, 2011
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poon squeeze

To cope a feel of your female partners underparts in a fondling sort of maneuver

(Verb. Poon squeezing)
Usually in a romantic setting
The only true way to experience a woman's complexity is through a truly masterful poon squeeze.
by Purt Cunning July 8, 2016
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