A sexy girl who has no friends
by Litfamokay September 20, 2016
Get the Jessica parkermug. A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.
Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.
by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
Get the Jessica's Plantmug. anybody: JESSICA IS SO NICE
by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020
Get the jessicamug. by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. Jess, u r a hell of a bitch.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. by King Ian Moore June 6, 2021
Get the Super Star Jessicamug.