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chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.
Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."
by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010
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Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
by baronvonfritz May 6, 2020
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Chinese Fire Drill

When you switch spots with someone.
He was on top of me while we were kissing and he pulled away and said “Chinese fire drill” so then we switched spots.
by u know me😉 March 3, 2021
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Chinese Finger Trap

It’s when a guy wraps his uncircumcised penis around a circumcised penis and super glues it on
Brad and Anthony has homosexual sex and Brad wrapped his uncircumcised penis around Anthony’s circumstanced penis then they superglued it. Now Anthony and Brad needed a surgery because of the Chinese finger trap.
by Hardcorestyle December 15, 2019
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The Chinese Food Situation

The situation in which you do not specifically wish to have or do something, but are okay with that thing.

Derived from the many times a person accepts Chinese food when they still might have preferred another kind of food.
I was in THe Chinese Food Situation the other day, when my friend asked me if I wanted to watch "Transformers" at the movie theater.
by AKsteve April 28, 2011
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Chinese Spare Ribs

The act of punching a waiter in the ribs for not knowing what chinese spare ribs are.
You mean to tell me, you don't know what Chinese spare ribs are? Let me show you man
by Germ Servo September 10, 2018
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Chinese Communist Partism

Only follow CCP's policy, support for Chinese Communist Party.
People's Republic of China is a Chinese Communist Partism country.
WHO is a Chinese Communist Partism organization.
by Liberal Chinese April 22, 2020
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