work laundry

The personal or underground secrets or personal business of co-workers or the entire work environment. People who know peoples work laundry are basically those who know their dirty laundry, but that of working area or corporate.

Jean: Man, supervisor James is a fucking crack-head I swear...he acts like one...
Marlow: Man why you spreading James work laundry? Janitor Bill and Pizza boy A.D. already head he was a crack head!

A.D.: Did you hear about Supervisor Heather? She slept with that one guy who orders the same chicken-bacon-club sandwhich everyday.
Sophia: Damn, everyone knows her work laundry..

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008

Work pyjamas

Loose trousers that feel like pyjamas but are acceptable to wear at work.

I love my work pyjamas, they are so comfortable!

by Missjess182 July 9, 2014

Work chicken

Work chicken is a game, played at work where two or more players try to avoid doing anything to do with their job. The last player to stay idle wins.

"It's so easy playing work chicken with Cal, he's such a tool!"

by PluckyJoe July 17, 2014

No Work Minute

The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.

Thought to have originated with 404.

Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.

by Kapelteta February 4, 2010

Working Bee

The illusion of work conducted by a crew under the influence of a captain in an alcoholic state.

A working bee must be completed prior to summer shenanigans aboard the captains boat

by Captain My Captain... October 13, 2014

working the boobs

As a women's weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her breasts. For maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady "1,2,1,2" rhythym.

*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.

Alex: What are you doing to that girl spencer?
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*

by Xander Nelson October 15, 2007

Doin Work

When someone masterbates at there work place.

Man, I was so bored today at my job I took 15 and straight up started doin work in the cleaning closet.

by Kansas City Shuffle January 30, 2009