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Windows ME

Add this to AOL Broadband, Kazaa, if it's a Tiny computer, then life is at it's worst.
by Dark Prime May 13, 2005
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windows me

A 32/16-bit OS created by Microsoft in 2000.It was the final version of Windows to be based on what was then the 20 year old DOS operating system.ME had better multimedia support then it's sibling,Windows 2000,but had horrible driver support.ME also was also fairly unstable.In fact,it's well-known instability inspired a Japanese internet meme:ME-Tan.
Windows ME was mostly BSOD after BSOD,but at least it played my video files.
by weliketopartyinmypants April 29, 2006
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Windows minute

A reference to time where the culculated period bears no connection to the reality of that time span. Used to understate the significance of accurate measurement.

Origin: Microsoft Windows' inability to convey an accurate file download, or transfer, time.
I'll be there in a windows minute.
Translation: I'll be there sooner or later, perhaps.
by LankAsif February 13, 2010
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Cyber Widow

The name of a wife who is ignored by her husband because of online gaming.
When Tim games all weekend Joy refers to herself as a Cyber Widow.
by Ambrosia Dawn December 9, 2008
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Windows 10

I'm sorry to have to tell you this ... you have Windows 10.
by CancerOS November 3, 2016
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triathlon widow

Spouse of a triathlete.

A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
I'm a triathlon widow this weekend. My husband is gone from our family for 3 days to do an Iron Man race 5 states away. Yes, he had to pay to be in it, and no he does not win anything.
by Triathlon Widow October 1, 2009
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Windowpane

LSD, a 'hit' of 'acid'
A small square of dried translucent substance containing a ‘hit’ of acid, that is, LSD, and resembling a ‘gel’ used in theatrical lighting. It dissolves in liquid, melts in your mouth.

A form of acid from the 70s. It came in colors (pun intended) such as amber and brown. Hence the name Amber Windowpane.
I took a hit of Amber Windowpane about an hour ago--man your face looks weird.
by LoganC October 14, 2006
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