Windows XP 

Finally, a fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your monitor and shit in your hard-drive.

Well, it's better than iMac and Windows ME

Windows XP by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

wingers perk 

same as a reacharound

"I havnt had a wingers perk since I left the Army"

wingers perk by tockley July 13, 2009

Windows XP 

Fairly decent OS from Microsoft. More stable than most Windows versions, but has a number of privacy and end-user-rights issues that are questionable at best. Like all Windows builds, is often blindly flamed by idiots with no clue what an OS is or how it works, thinking MS sucks but not having any ideas how they would do it better.

Its Fisher-Price looking graphics do however fit in well, considering MS's tech support usually treats you like a toddler.

Its better than Win ME, thats for sure.

Windows XP by C++ September 13, 2005

shit or wind his watch 

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

shit or wind his watch by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009

windstream

A horrible ISP with high latency, low quality of service, and constantly dropped connections. They ranked very poorly in a February 2013 FCC broadband report with the highest land-based ping (67ms) and slowest peak-time bandwidth speeds (81% of advertised bandwidth). They bought up landlines from companies such as Altell and D&E Communications. They prey on rural areas with no other choice for a land-based broadband service. If you can avoid this ISP, do not get Windstream.

Guest: "Wow you internet is slow."
Homeowner: "Yeah, it's because we have Windstream."

windstream by zach9974 October 31, 2013

Stink Wink

1) Also known as ass wink or A Brown Pucker. When a chick flexes her anus in the 69 position this is a "Stink Wink"
2) Farting as a response or greeting.

1) Meghan thinking (he's doing such a good job down there I think I'll give him a stink wink)
2) (Foul Stench noticed as John leaves the room, Dude what the hell was that?!?) It's a stink wink, you heard me right!

Stink Wink by Narfle T. Garthok September 19, 2009

winnage

The situation when a lossage is corrected, or when something is winning.

"When you wake up in the morning, do you lose or do you fucking win? I win. Well then, welcome to Winnage (cue medal)."

winnage by winash May 24, 2008