Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.

I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!

by JoeyBomm October 21, 2021

Walking Flower

A girl that has a massive/strong amount of perfume on, so much that when you walk past her, she might even make your nose burn

Dude, that girl had so much perfume, she was like a walking flower!

by omgIizAJ October 14, 2010

Spank walk

When you go on a walk and you jack off in a public place. But not in a public bathroom.

I went on a spank walk last night. Example: I jacked off in the bushes by the park.

by cccth II rphyd October 27, 2016

Wall Walking

Wall Walking is a ROBLOX term to refer to the glitch where you Wall Hop, but you don't jump, which results in an almost humanly impossible challenge.

Player: Dude what am I supposed to do here there's absolutely nothing here.
Creator: Just start wall walking across the frame and then you can continue.
Player: What the fuck?

by Astatine16 October 22, 2023

walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by June 26, 2022

Walk in Moment

When you find your parents doing something sus and or find a sus object that belongs to them.

Bro I just had a walk in moment when I found the 400 fluid ounces of lube in their closet!!!

by massivefuckinganimetitties May 09, 2022

Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

by WatcherMark January 14, 2019