Wet wheeling

The female act of masturbating whilst sitting behind the wheel of a car.

“ I’ve got half an hour before my break is over, I might go and do a bit of wet wheeling to pass the time. “

by Golearnaboutit March 21, 2022

Selling the wheels for fuel

When you solve a problem in a way that causes a similar or even worse one somewhere else

If you save the relationship by sacrificing your own happiness, you're selling the wheels for fuel.

by Egalion May 2, 2025

meal on wheels

when you eat out a handicapped chick who is in a wheelchair

"Fuck man I totally got that broad a meal on wheels"
"I'm worried about you Todd"

by pseudonymfordicksandstuff April 1, 2016

Wheel Worthiness

The rating of a couple in their ability to take on a third wheel during a date. Normally ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being totally able to include the third wheel with utmost comfortability and non-awkwardness, and 1 being an inability to do so and therefore making the third wheel feel awkward invisible.

Last time I was with Fred and Sally, they went at it and totally ignored me, I give them a -1 from a scale of 1 to 10 on the wheel worthiness scale.

Sue and Steve are chill. Their a fun couple. I give them a solid 10, totally wheel worthy

by randomworditizer October 6, 2011

Spare Wheel

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.

Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”

Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”

by honeybabybooboobear December 6, 2023

going wheels

In the card game spades, to bid 10 books. “We’re going wheels” referencing the two zeros in the 100 points potentially gained by taking said books. “Spin ‘em” is an acceptable (albeit cocky) form of declaring a team’s intent to go wheels.

“We’re going wheels!”
“Spin ‘em”
“Wheels.”

by EbonyClark June 11, 2023

Wheeled

Being inadvertently subjected to a cover of the song “Wagon Wheel;” a favorite song among people who have limited music repertoire and questionable taste.

How many times do you think I’ll get “Wheeled” at Hootiefest this weekend?

by HoltCouture January 23, 2022