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muddy butt duck walk

This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.
Greg had to do the muddy butt duck walk to my bathroom to get more toilet paper.
by Sir Greggles March 30, 2017
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lanky walk

a form of transportation in which a persons upper body is horizontal to the ground. He/She/It then walks along while hands drag along the ground
Hey curtis, do the lanky walk
by vel0city April 29, 2004
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Plug Walk

The act of walking and looking so fly you resemble the appearance of a successful drug dealer.
by Zinthe3rd June 8, 2018
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zombie walk

When one takes a stinky dump in a public place (work,restaurant, etc.) and realizes that there isn't any air freshener. The person then procedes to lather up their hands with soap and walk around the bathroom waving their hands and generally milling about like a zombie so that the scent of the soap covers up the smell of the dump.
Guy 1 -"Hey, I just took the nastiest dump in there"
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".
by Kid Bobby April 15, 2008
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Crip Walk

A Semi-retarded Dance that little girls do when the high (Similer to the electrict slide)
My grannie was the best crip walker in 1908...
by mike pinto November 20, 2007
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shabbat walk

a sick nasty time after shabbat dinner before services at the awsomest camp ever camp seneca lake where you can walk around camp with friends or that special someoneeee . . oo la la . . but don't get caught foolin around with that person by the counslers on duty all over. there's a punishment for that.
one girl + one boy = one hot date for shabbat walk
by senecaaaa four November 1, 2006
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Plug Walk

When participating in a drug deal, instead of paying the dealer with money, instead you stick your big toe up their ass
dude i bought weed from jimmy and instead of making me pay him he just made me plug walk him
by egg enthusiast June 11, 2018
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