by eda-skip June 26, 2022
Get the oral virgin mug.A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011
Get the Neophonic Virgin mug.Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.
by tango1delta January 24, 2015
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Get the phone virginity mug.An airline for people who have don't like Qantas, so they fly with a carrier inferior service just to spite them
Hey I'm pumped for my holiday to Cairns!
Nice, who are you flying with?
Virgin Australia!
Oh, you're a member of the I hate QantasClub
Nice, who are you flying with?
Virgin Australia!
Oh, you're a member of the I hate QantasClub
by FlyDude October 22, 2016
Get the Virgin Australia mug.Someone who may have had sex once but still lives like a virgin or is a virgin in other ways.
Examples are sex abuse victims that have never had a consensual sexual relationship, nerdy manchildren who've hired prostitutes then went back to their manchild lifestyle, someone who may have had sex once but is unable to get any action the rest of their lives.
An example would be Chris Chan who lost his virginity to a prostitute in 2012 but is still the king of Lulzcows.
Examples are sex abuse victims that have never had a consensual sexual relationship, nerdy manchildren who've hired prostitutes then went back to their manchild lifestyle, someone who may have had sex once but is unable to get any action the rest of their lives.
An example would be Chris Chan who lost his virginity to a prostitute in 2012 but is still the king of Lulzcows.
Well technically Im not a virgin because an ugly chick banged me at a party in highschool, but I've never had a girlfriend or relationship since so at least Im an honorary virgin.
I hate being a virgin!
You're not a virgin! you had sex with that prostitute a few years ago.
Yeah but I'm still an honorary virgin because I could have never gotten sex on my own. Girls despise me.
I hate being a virgin!
You're not a virgin! you had sex with that prostitute a few years ago.
Yeah but I'm still an honorary virgin because I could have never gotten sex on my own. Girls despise me.
by DarthVegetaX November 25, 2015
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