by eda-skip June 27, 2022
Someone who may have had sex once but still lives like a virgin or is a virgin in other ways.
Examples are sex abuse victims that have never had a consensual sexual relationship, nerdy manchildren who've hired prostitutes then went back to their manchild lifestyle, someone who may have had sex once but is unable to get any action the rest of their lives.
An example would be Chris Chan who lost his virginity to a prostitute in 2012 but is still the king of Lulzcows.
Examples are sex abuse victims that have never had a consensual sexual relationship, nerdy manchildren who've hired prostitutes then went back to their manchild lifestyle, someone who may have had sex once but is unable to get any action the rest of their lives.
An example would be Chris Chan who lost his virginity to a prostitute in 2012 but is still the king of Lulzcows.
Well technically Im not a virgin because an ugly chick banged me at a party in highschool, but I've never had a girlfriend or relationship since so at least Im an honorary virgin.
I hate being a virgin!
You're not a virgin! you had sex with that prostitute a few years ago.
Yeah but I'm still an honorary virgin because I could have never gotten sex on my own. Girls despise me.
I hate being a virgin!
You're not a virgin! you had sex with that prostitute a few years ago.
Yeah but I'm still an honorary virgin because I could have never gotten sex on my own. Girls despise me.
by DarthVegetaX October 07, 2015
Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.
by tango1delta January 25, 2015
by Black fire magic November 13, 2018
by babybee33 November 13, 2011
A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
by Ziegegeist January 05, 2011
A girl/woman who for religious or other reasons decides that she will only have anal sex because it 'doesn't count' as actual sex. This contradicts the more common belief that anal sex is actually a step further than regular sex. This leads intelligent people around her to scratch their heads and say, "What the fuck?!"
Marquis: Ayo jennie told me she a virgin, about to take that tonight.
Grant: Naw man she a WTF Virgin, she gives up the back door all day. The front is tight as hell but around back shit look like the Astrodome.
Grant: Naw man she a WTF Virgin, she gives up the back door all day. The front is tight as hell but around back shit look like the Astrodome.
by GuccciMane February 27, 2011