Urban Grammar

Shitty grammar that you find on almost all the definitions on Urbandictionary.com

Regular Grammar: "How are you doing today."

Urban Grammar: "HOW IZ YOU DEWING 2DEY!"

by GrammarNazi6969 June 29, 2011

Urban Dictionary

none of you are funny

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

Urban Splash

the art of masturbating in public.

Dave went into town at the weekend, I can only presume he was having an urban splash.

by ZFKW November 13, 2014

Urban Spiral

When you delve deep into urban dictionary and can't get out the spiral

Fuck dude I fell into another urban spiral last night, I could tell you all about the plumpkin

by BumFiddler April 27, 2023

urban dictionary

a site where people make fun of stuff they don't like by making "definitions" for them.

i don't like ____. i'm gonna go make an insulting definition for ____ on urban dictionary to make me feel cool!

by skyfly1234 December 4, 2010

urban dictionary

Your on it bitch

how do you find the urban dictionary

your on dumbass

by princ3ss.alex January 27, 2017

Urban Botanist

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.

"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."

by Troy M. December 18, 2005