In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohen—bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.
by Uncle Joosie June 10, 2018
Get the taint team mug.People that try to make christianity "cool" often refer to Jesus Christ as "J.C". It's an attempt to suck in as many kids and sinners as possible, owing to the fact that chavs and skanks have been naming their kids with just initials for the last 20 years. There is a handful of C.J's, A.J's, D.J's, J.D's and M.J's in every community. The J seems to be the key letter here. And claiming that they're on a "team" makes the possibility of hooliganism seem way more likely. Obviously, the idea is that the idiots will all flock to those on "Team J.C" thinking that they will be having an excellent time with a cool person if they join them.
What they do get is as much religious tea as they can drink, a few dry biscuits, people with soft and weak voices telling them that God loves them all and possible molestation and inappropriate behaviour from the Vicar and/or Choir Master.
They tend to recruit in non confrontational ways, like going up to some kids in town and asking them if they're having a good day, or on their way to a party before they give them a leaflet.
Those in charge of "Team J.C" can often be heard saying things like, "You know what, gang? It's prayer time! Come on, let's give it up for the Lord!" or even "Paper chains ARE cool, now let's attach them to this easter bonnet before the flour and water paste dries"
Really, the J.C should stand for "Just Crazy"
What they do get is as much religious tea as they can drink, a few dry biscuits, people with soft and weak voices telling them that God loves them all and possible molestation and inappropriate behaviour from the Vicar and/or Choir Master.
They tend to recruit in non confrontational ways, like going up to some kids in town and asking them if they're having a good day, or on their way to a party before they give them a leaflet.
Those in charge of "Team J.C" can often be heard saying things like, "You know what, gang? It's prayer time! Come on, let's give it up for the Lord!" or even "Paper chains ARE cool, now let's attach them to this easter bonnet before the flour and water paste dries"
Really, the J.C should stand for "Just Crazy"
"Oh Lordy, it's Team J.C, dead ahead"
"How do you know they're on the team?"
"Check it out, they've got bumbags stuffed full of leaflets and Evanessence T shirts on! Plus, look at those crazy, vacant smiles.......they're on the team! Quickly, kids, run to the car!"
"How do you know they're on the team?"
"Check it out, they've got bumbags stuffed full of leaflets and Evanessence T shirts on! Plus, look at those crazy, vacant smiles.......they're on the team! Quickly, kids, run to the car!"
by MagickDio March 18, 2010
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N. When one of your friends takes a fat girl home and rescues her from virginity. Most of the whales can rely on a black male to get the job done, because they like big asses and they will make her happy with an anaconda that will give her a kid, that he won't support. Normally anyone with any standards will not get near a good year blimp unless they are drunk, but for those of us who want to fuck something we can see through binoculars, will avoid joining this team. The team helps fat chicks get laid and they help us get one hell of a blowjob that we won't tell anyone because if so than they will ask if she bought dinner.
Aaron: Hey Jason I hear you part of the beach whale rescue team.
Jason: What do you mean?
Aaron: That whale I saw you kissing on last night in the corner to where no one could see you.
Jason: Yea man, but fuck you she gave good head and gave me breakfast, before I disappeared out the back door.
Aaron: Why did you choose to rescue her?
Jason: I was drunk and needed a slut buster.
Jason: What do you mean?
Aaron: That whale I saw you kissing on last night in the corner to where no one could see you.
Jason: Yea man, but fuck you she gave good head and gave me breakfast, before I disappeared out the back door.
Aaron: Why did you choose to rescue her?
Jason: I was drunk and needed a slut buster.
by syn0psys- September 21, 2011
Get the beach whale rescue team mug.Describes a social drinking organization. Not just anyone can be a member of the dream team. In order to become a member of the dream team you must: a. be an upstanding member of society b. currently be a member of another organziation commonly referred to as "team p.o.s." c. implement the courtesy text in all appropriate occasions d. go through an extensive initation process, which includes buying rounds of shots overseen by a dream team founder e. live for fieldhouse wednesdays, big 12 triple wells, and mucho harpo's shots (all the while telling the bartender to "just make 'em taste good")f. know the exact motion of the point-and-wave... and the fact that every person who receives the point and wave is a joke to society g. "you sir/ma'am"... true meaning.
Becoming a member of the reputable Dream Team is not something that should be taken lightly. Although there are extensive requirements, the most important thing for dream teamers to live by is... if a fellow dream teamer needs you, for things such as: shots, pointing and waving, barking, courtesy text, etc., you DO IT! never leave a fellow dream teamer behind!
DREAM TEAM REPRESENT
Becoming a member of the reputable Dream Team is not something that should be taken lightly. Although there are extensive requirements, the most important thing for dream teamers to live by is... if a fellow dream teamer needs you, for things such as: shots, pointing and waving, barking, courtesy text, etc., you DO IT! never leave a fellow dream teamer behind!
DREAM TEAM REPRESENT
At the bar...
Girl 1: Wow! Who are those girls?
Girl 2: Well, they're cute, dancing fabulously, and throwing back rediculous amounts of shots.
Girl 1: They all just pointed and waved too!
Girl 2: Duh... they must be members of the dream team!
Girl 1: Wow! Who are those girls?
Girl 2: Well, they're cute, dancing fabulously, and throwing back rediculous amounts of shots.
Girl 1: They all just pointed and waved too!
Girl 2: Duh... they must be members of the dream team!
by P.P. REPRESENT March 11, 2009
Get the Dream Team mug.A group of friends that do scumbaggy things. Very offensive language and style. Don't give a shit what anybody else thinks of them or what they do.
Drinking, women, fighting, and motorcycles are favorite pastimes.
"s.c.u.m.b.a.g." is not an abbreviation for anything.
Often mistaken for a motorcycle club.
Drinking, women, fighting, and motorcycles are favorite pastimes.
"s.c.u.m.b.a.g." is not an abbreviation for anything.
Often mistaken for a motorcycle club.
Her boyfriend likes to eat her pussy every night, so I dropped the biggest fucking load in there this morning. Go Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.!!!
by Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g. May 3, 2009
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A collective group of the most badass, the most nerdy, the most stereotypical, the most atypical, the greatest group of dudes dedicated to the perseverance of awesome and win and the American Way this country will ever know.
A collective group of the most badass, the most nerdy, the most stereotypical, the most atypical, the greatest group of dudes dedicated to the perseverance of awesome and win and the American Way this country will ever know.
I heard some of Team Awesome is showing up. Hide the booze. And the cards. And the ladder.
Team Awesome, those guys are legends. They went to Florida for a weekend and came back eleven days later with $500 more than they left with.
- You can't expect to take "Team Awesome" and actually make money with it.
- Actually, professor, that's our exact idea.
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Team Awesome, those guys are legends. They went to Florida for a weekend and came back eleven days later with $500 more than they left with.
- You can't expect to take "Team Awesome" and actually make money with it.
- Actually, professor, that's our exact idea.
awesome
by theandysho September 13, 2010
Get the Team Awesome mug.A well known internet gang of around 35 people, male and female, who got their fame through a popular social networking/clubbing website. They rapidly gained popularity after exposing the activities of several criminals including a charity scammer and a now convicted paedophile. Entry requirements to the team are strict, usually requiring new members to personally know an existing member and having to undergo a stringent initiation process. Despite the ironic name, 'Team Cunt', their actions are always in the best interest of the general public. They have even been referred to as 'Modern day cyber-vigilantes'
by JinxC January 8, 2009
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