by buttmaster56565656 November 4, 2009
Get the Toilet mug.Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".
Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"
Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"
Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"
Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."
Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"
Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"
Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."
by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009
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The character ~ is colloquially used in written form in some areas of the UK to denote sleazy, sordid, or otherwise base behaviour.
~ can also cover flirtatious behaviour with the opposite sex: you are never ~ with the same sex.
An ability to ~ is generally viewed as being a positive personality trait, unless it is used on a friend's mother, grandmother, or domestic animal. Being ~ to a friend's sister is usually acceptable.
The vast majority of the world's virgins, comic book fanatics, computer scientists, and train spotters wish they had some ~.
~ can also cover flirtatious behaviour with the opposite sex: you are never ~ with the same sex.
An ability to ~ is generally viewed as being a positive personality trait, unless it is used on a friend's mother, grandmother, or domestic animal. Being ~ to a friend's sister is usually acceptable.
The vast majority of the world's virgins, comic book fanatics, computer scientists, and train spotters wish they had some ~.
Remember that bird last night? I gave her some heavy ~ and she loved it.
MATE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THAT BIRD YOU'RE ~~~ OVER IS HIS MOTHER!
I was nervous before my interview, but she was a woman so I gave it some ~ and got the job.
MATE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THAT BIRD YOU'RE ~~~ OVER IS HIS MOTHER!
I was nervous before my interview, but she was a woman so I gave it some ~ and got the job.
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i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
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i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!
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