by Burtthebasher October 11, 2018
When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.
Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple
by Theunsaltypineapple August 20, 2017
In the act of sexual intercourse genitalia becomes dry and lubricated. with the application of ones tears, you than acquire the necessary lube to continue. A.K.A a crymax.
when i went to your moms house your dad left and she was crying so i suggested we try the salty lagoon.
by Toffifee March 19, 2009
Bob:Damn my dick was so salty after fucking that whole sorority
Pete:I wish I had salty corn but I can't get over 3
Pete:I wish I had salty corn but I can't get over 3
by Saltycornlover109 April 28, 2017
The good deed of sharing male ejaculate with a worthy female partner in an act of the purest charity.
Bill: Dude I came all over Angie's tits and she loved it.
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence
by murphquake August 21, 2009
Shawn: Man why does he get free tickets and I don't.
Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!
Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!
by theeloyalkid123 April 29, 2014
n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.
Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"
John - "Gross"
John - "Gross"
by Chunk Norris August 18, 2012