fanum tax

when a fat ahh n**ga named fanum steal yo food. so basically a food tax. taking your friend's food or meal.

bro did you pay the fanum tax?

by youngbratz February 11, 2024

carbon tax carney

a nickname for a politician who likes to increase the fucking carbon tax. named after mark carney, which according to the conservatives, likes to increase the carbon tax.
a person who increases prices in restaurants are nicknamed "carbon tax carney jr."

bro: ts so carbon tax carney
Carney: you are wrong
bro: sybau

by mrbeast539275 September 18, 2025

Soda Tax

Taxation of hand delivered beverages. Usually without warning.

Dude, go get me a soda.
**gets soda, opens it, takes a drink, then delivers it**Soda Tax!
Asshole
Go get it yourself next time

by AnonymousIsI April 29, 2011

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.

Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!

by stern633 July 9, 2025

Phantom Tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Yoshi commits tax fraud

A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.

Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore

Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S

by Donor boi October 12, 2021