Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...
by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020
Get the Mcdonald's Relationshipmug. The state of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of self image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will love you regardless of your appearance
by Trombowen66 June 1, 2018
Get the Relationship Bodymug. when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults
by team america September 8, 2007
Get the un-relationshipmug. being so incredibly happy with someone that you have no idea how you got here. they make you feel so comfortable and you never have to try and be something else around them. ghost and zay.
by zayzazz October 29, 2023
Get the healthy relationshipmug. A condition where someone becomes hyper-focused on minor flaws or negative aspects of their romantic relationship, causing them to lose sight of the overall beauty, strength, and positivity of the connection. This distorted perspective often leads to unnecessary dissatisfaction, conflict, or even a breakup. The most effective remedy is cultivating gratitude and consciously appreciating the positive elements of the partnership.
"They were genuinely happy together, but relationship dysmorphia set in, and suddenly all they saw were problems rather than the deep love they shared."
by drstarheartsong October 5, 2025
Get the Relationship Dysmorphiamug. Me and my cousin have an incestuous business relationship. I work for his construction company and he always fucks me over with the pay.
by donniescash February 15, 2021
Get the Incestuous business relationshipmug. Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.
by nilethe146 October 8, 2016
Get the Mini Relationshipmug.