Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.
by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021
Get the Jerry’s Housemug. by Mandrew_Cooks_Zebras August 8, 2017
Get the house of cartsmug. The house next door is a scissor house now that Abby and all her lesbian girlfriends are living there together.
by HannibalSmithandBA May 22, 2022
Get the scissor housemug. An over used vagina.
The nethers of a skanky slut who opens her legs to every dick she sees, often before a shower is had between sessions.
The nethers of a skanky slut who opens her legs to every dick she sees, often before a shower is had between sessions.
“Dude, Haley is such a nasty skank. I know a couple of guys who said her pussy is ripe.”
“I know man, my buddy skylar said there’s enough yeast in her prick house to bake a loaf of bread. It’s in serious need of some rest, incense, and an antibiotic.”.
“I know man, my buddy skylar said there’s enough yeast in her prick house to bake a loaf of bread. It’s in serious need of some rest, incense, and an antibiotic.”.
by Mr. Brownstone October 3, 2023
Get the prick housemug. by mralphahouse December 8, 2019
Get the Alpha Housemug. When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.
by Treeguts December 23, 2018
Get the In-House Jerkmug. Anay: Hey Madison, have you seen Fuller House?
Madison: Yeah, Anay, I just finished, next up is Fullerest House.
Madison: Yeah, Anay, I just finished, next up is Fullerest House.
by Fullerest June 5, 2020
Get the Fullerest Housemug.