poop smith

a character from homestarrunner.com that shovels poop for the King of Town
the poopsmith has taken a vow of silence
by V8 March 21, 2004
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Period poops

Right before and during your period. Your body acts like it is giving all the warning signs of omg we need to poop. Go go go. This is usually when most women discover they’ve started their period.
Girl, I can’t make it tonight. I got the period poops. Fr fr.
by Keepinitrealsince88 December 31, 2019
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Poop Turn

When you leave for work in your car in the morning and have to shit. You have to decide if you can gamble and make it to work or do a "poop turn". You turn your car around and head back home to crap on your own toilet.
Got a mile from home today heading for work when nature called. Had to whip a "poop turn" and go back home.
by It's always sunny in Corcoran October 14, 2010
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Poop Attack

When shit flies.
it's rainin' poop, allelujia.
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
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everyone poops

the greatest fucking book ever written. it tells about how everyone poops
everyone poops is an awesome book.
by daniel fucking lee September 23, 2006
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Poop Sock

Poop Sock (n). - A normal foot sock which is used to defecate into. The use of a poop sock can be caused by a lack of willingness to get up and go to the bath room, due to being presently engaged in a video game, or other mentally strenuous activity.

Poop Sock (v). - The verb poop sock, is used to allude to a process that will consume much time, and involve very little moving.
- I have a poop sock of a test coming up for Latin. Should take at least 3 hours to finish.
- That Molten Core run took 8 hours; sure was a poop sock and a half.
by Beau Bouchard August 20, 2007
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poop tube

The tube like section of the body in which fecal matter exits. Your anus.
I just let my entire dinner slide out my poop tube.
by K-rizzle November 17, 2004
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