Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Last Season Syndrome

The final season of a television show being terrible/underwhelming.

Bob: "Hey man, did you catch the final season of Game of Thrones?"
Adam: "Yeah man, it was terrible. Season case of Last Season Syndrome."

by Messiah17 August 2, 2022

Da Vinci's last brush

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."

by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018

last 15

Last 15 minutes of fame. To quote Andy Warhol "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes".

She has been all over the news again, lets hope this is her last 15.

by TUC2020 February 9, 2018

Taylor (last name)

Someone with the last name Taylor is an idiot.

Ugh, … Taylor (last name) never turned up, they are so stupid. Never trust a Taylor.

by NotCalledTaylor April 19, 2022

Last Samurai

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect

I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.

by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017

last order phenomenon

The "last order phenomenon" describes the experience of receiving your meal last when dining out with friends or an excursion group. This often occurs because your inability to gauge / guesstimate which menu item would take the least time to prepare, rather than it being a "punishment" for any wrongdoing.

I always seem to fall victim to the last order phenomenon; while everyone else digs into their meals, I'm left waiting for my dish because I underestimated the long cooking time of the menu item I've ordered!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025