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clown shoes

Donald Trump will just go down in history as clown shoes.

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by Peopi September 24, 2017
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Nonce Clown

A clown who's also a pedophile.
by HornyNonce October 24, 2020
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Clown Juice

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.
Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.
by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023
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Blow the Clown

While this phrase often has sexual and/or circus related meanings, it is often cited in some parts of the country as having to blow into a breathalyzer to measure blood alcohol content after a traffic stop.
Joe got pulled over and blew the clown last night, now he is in the drunk tank.

From the Randall Zwarte' Band's song, Blow the Clown: "Blow the Clown means you're going down." This is a reference to being pulled over during a traffic stop for suspicion of DUI or DWI (Driving Under the Influence).
by J_in_Bennington March 8, 2010
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royal clown

A leader who has a child-like temperament and intellect.
by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018
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Twisty clown

A real badass evil clown from American Horror Story. He was unfortunately killed before his time. However, an army of new Twisty clown's has returned this year to visit us on Halloween.
There is a Twisty clown hanging on the back of the bus, and I swear those are real scars on his neck.
by Lawrence Triptathane October 29, 2016
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Clown Car

1. A car that has a FIAT badge or rebadged FIAT cars like the Jeep Renegade.

2. A car that has a bad reputation and are endless money pits.
FIAT cars are garbage and are considered clown cars.

Any VW New Bettles are considered clown cars and they are POS.
by ATX-CVPI July 17, 2019
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