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fuck-tard

This is a phrase used to describe a really stupid person.
A person who is mentally insane.
A person who messes up everything.
Did this guy really stand up his girlfriend in order to go to a nerd convention? What a fuck-tard!
by ApeBeam June 3, 2018
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/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.
How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."
by ThCtzer August 1, 2018
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Noes tard

When you walk past a yoni and the fish smell makes you throw up . It’s also when you walk in a room and you see yoni and another man cumming in each others buttholes
Damn that noes tard makes my head hurt.
I just saw noes tard again, I wish I could pop my eye balls out.
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
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Credit Tard

A person that uses one credit card to pay on another credit card.
I am guilty of being a Credit Tard.
by PoolGuyMr7 April 15, 2019
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Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
by Bwooood May 31, 2019
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e-Tard

A person who gets killed in an online video game even though they were cheating.
Ninja: "OH MY GOD THAT KID WAS CHEATING WHAT E-TARD SCUM" Tim: "bro chill"
by doopypoopy69 July 2, 2019
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Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust
I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard
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